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The writer of this faecal stained hack job (Rob, who is of the Canadian persuasion) has the intellectual capacity of a boiled sweet, the memory of a goldfish and the disposition of a constipated geriatric. His mere presence in cyber space has caused confidence in it to drop to an all time low, and Sir Tim Berners-Lee (inventor of the interweb) to try committing suicide by catapulting himself into the sun.
You call this a blog? This ain’t no blog! This is worse than a blow job from a bulimic hooker trying to sick up her lunch!
I’m so sorry, what have i done?.. WHAT HAVE I DONE!
— Sir Tim Berners-Lee (1954 - 2007)